Funny v1

Nandos double breast chicken burger

2008-11-13T15:27:00.000+08:00

Dr. Marc Faber on US Economy

2008-10-20T10:51:00.000+08:00

Investment analyst and entrepreneur Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin with the Following:

''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal Mart the money goes to China .

If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.

If we buy a computer it will go to India .

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .

If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany .

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US.

I've been doing my part.'

Miyabi Isshiki with sexy bikini

2008-10-04T00:13:00.001+08:00

3uonline.com - Malaysia Community Forum

2008-10-04T00:10:00.000+08:00

James Blunt - All The Lost Souls

2008-09-29T13:36:00.001+08:00

James Blunt All The Lost Souls

Katie Melua Music Collection

2008-09-26T12:12:00.001+08:00

Katie Melua Music Collection

Free Lemonade Drink

2008-09-26T11:52:00.000+08:00

Cameron Diaz

2008-09-26T11:38:00.002+08:00

Biography for Cameron Diaz

Michelle Trachtenberg

2008-09-26T11:22:00.002+08:00

Michelle Trachtenberg

Date of Birth
11 October 1985, New York, New York, USA

Birth Name
Michelle Christine Trachtenberg

Nickname
Mitchie

Height
5' 7" (1.70 m)

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Eye Test for guy

2008-09-26T10:33:00.002+08:00

Man and Woman v2

2008-09-26T10:28:00.001+08:00

Just to enlighten you today...

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : 'Wife wanted'. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : 'You can have mine.'

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, 'If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife.' The poor man wrote back, ' I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.'

7. 'What's the matter, you look depressed.' 'I'm having trouble with my wife.' 'What happened?' 'She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days.' 'But that ought to make you happy.' 'It did, but today is the last day.'

8. When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

9. At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy. At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year. At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

10. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Batman - The Dark Knight

2008-09-26T10:12:00.002+08:00

Angelina Jolie

2008-09-26T10:05:00.002+08:00

Sexiest woman on the planet.
Married to Brad Pitt.

李玟被亚洲禁播MTV

2008-09-26T00:47:00.000+08:00

巨乳是怎样练成的

2008-09-26T00:43:00.000+08:00

美女在地铁换内衣

2008-09-26T00:39:00.000+08:00

Triumph 搞笑胸罩廣告

2008-09-26T00:37:00.000+08:00

Woman vs Man

2008-09-25T15:39:00.001+08:00

Woman: I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Man: I love you not because of who you are but what you have (big boobs)

Woman:No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Man:No one is worth your orgasm, and the one worth cannot get your orgasm

Woman:Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Man:just because someone not interested in making love to you doesnt mean they dont have erection

Woman:A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Man:true man is someone who reaches u r shoulders and touches u r breasts

Woman:The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Man:The worst thing is sleeping besides someone and still cannot have sex

Woman:Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Man:mastrubate and know your strenght before making love to gal and impress her

Woman:Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
Man:dont screw so fast , best is slow and steady

This poem was nominated by UN as the best Poem of 2006

2008-09-25T15:37:00.001+08:00

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, written by an African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Marriage Life Before and After

2008-09-25T15:34:00.002+08:00

Dedicated to all those married couples, and those planning to get married. Ha Ha Ha have a good mid-weekday!

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage,
'Darling here.. darling there...'
After marriage,
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage,
'I die for you. . .'
After marriage,
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married,
'You want to die I help you!'

Before marriage,
'You go anywhere. . I follow you.'
After marriage,
'You go anywhere. . up to you .'
Lagi lama married,
'You go anywhere better get lost!!'

Before marriage,
'you are my heart, you are my love'
After marriage,
'you get on my nerves. '

Before marriage,
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After marriage,
'you are worse than godzila'

Before marriage,
'Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you'
After marriage,
'Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you'

Before marriage,
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After marriage,
You want to go, he says 'you wait-la'

Before marriage,
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After marriage,
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Send these messages to your online friends who need a good
laugh....................... esp if they are married......... !!!

New Air Ticket

2008-09-25T13:49:00.002+08:00

Banana Airline

Salah Popping Performance @ KOD Beijing 2006

2008-09-25T13:46:00.001+08:00

Office for the Budget

2008-09-25T13:37:00.002+08:00

Daddy ' s Poem

2008-09-24T14:36:00.000+08:00

Daddy ' s Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,

her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy ' s Day at school,

and she couldn ' t wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

if she went to school alone

But she was not afraid;

she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

of why he wasn ' t there today.

But still her mother worried,

for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again,

she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school

eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees

a dad who never calls..

There were daddies along the wall in back,

for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,

anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called

a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy,

as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching,

for a man who wasn ' t there.

' Where ' s her daddy at? '

she heard a boy call out.

' She probably doesn ' t have one, '

another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

she heard a daddy say,

' Looks like another deadbeat dad,

too busy to waste his day. '

The words did not offend her,

as she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher,

who told her to go on..

And with hands behind her back,

slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

came words incredibly unique.

' My Daddy couldn ' t be here,

because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

and how much he loves me so..

He loved to tell me stories

he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

and taught me to fly a kite...

We used to share fudge sundaes,

and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him.

I ' m not standing here alone.

' Cause my daddy ' s always with me,

even though we are apart

I know because he told me,

he ' ll forever be in my heart ' .

With that, her little hand reached up,

and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat,

beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,

her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter,

who was wise beyond her years..

For she stood up for the love

of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her,

doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,

staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft,

but its message clear and loud.

' I love my daddy very much,

he ' s my shining star.

And if he could, he ' d be here,

but heaven ' s just too far.

You see he was a policeman

and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers

and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,

it ' s like he never went away. '

And then she closed her eyes,

and saw him there that day.

And to her mothers amazement,

she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children,

all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,

who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second,

they saw him at her side.

' I know you ' re with me Daddy, '

to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,

of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,

for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her,

was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing,

that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you ' ll never forget, and

remember to send it also to the person that sent

it to you. It ' s a short message to let them know

that you ' ll never forget them.

If you don ' t send it to anyone, it means you ' re

in a hurry and that you ' ve forgotten your

friends.

Take the time...to live and love!

Until eternity. God bless!

Cikgu bodoh

2008-09-24T11:38:00.000+08:00

Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan ?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.

Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..

Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.

Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya. Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...

Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh,mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada kan ?
Murid-murid : ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada.
.
Padan muka cikgu

Dont be too smart

2008-08-07T13:40:00.001+08:00

Pool Pissing Prank

2008-08-06T10:34:00.000+08:00

Motor Show 18sx

2008-07-31T10:08:00.003+08:00

Change your password now

2008-07-28T18:10:00.001+08:00

A Short Story

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call
from her husband Karthi,

Ramya : "Hello, yes Karthi".
Karthik : "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail
from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office"
Ramya : "Yes, I can, I need your password"
Karthik : "jeni22091980"
Ramya : "Ok fine"

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...

She decides not to discuss this with Karthik. She simply opens her mail
box and changes the password from "mohan143" to " Karthiramya" and
leaves for home!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!

The Confusing Wonder of the world

2008-07-28T18:03:00.001+08:00

The Confusing Wonder of the World!!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a woman If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable... ...

Boss and his Secretary

2008-07-21T17:07:00.000+08:00

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you
close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Maruti 800 with 2 flat tires."

Dirty Car Window Art

2008-07-17T16:41:00.001+08:00

Cakes - Delicious & Beautiful Cakes

2008-07-17T16:40:00.000+08:00

Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro

2008-07-17T16:35:00.000+08:00

Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro
One of the New 7 Wonders of the World

Food as Medicine

2008-07-17T16:32:00.001+08:00

15 REASONS TO PLAY

2008-07-16T14:37:00.001+08:00

三则感人小故事

2008-07-16T14:08:00.000+08:00

SiChuan Earth Quake

2008-07-16T14:03:00.000+08:00

Gundam 00 - In The End

2008-07-16T13:42:00.001+08:00

General Insurance Basic

2008-07-16T11:57:00.000+08:00

Debbie Goh

2008-07-15T19:40:00.004+08:00

吴天瑜 Debbie Goh

出生地：馬來西亞

身　份：女演員

介紹：
馬來西亞華裔女演員，原名吳淑心，在新加坡修讀商業管理課程。1999年當選馬來西亞國際華裔小姐冠軍並奪得多個獎項，分別是最上鏡小姐、最優雅小姐、最受傳媒及觀眾歡迎獎項等，亦曾於九八年代表大馬到香港競選國際華裔小姐，並進入最後五強。原為有線新知台主播，曾在香港做過模特兒，後來加入香港有線衛視當主播。之後獲得徐小明的賞識，在【犀照】中有吃重演出。曾參予演出【夏日的麼麼茶】電影及擔任娛樂網頁主持人。

Charmi Kaur

2008-07-15T10:59:00.002+08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charmme_Kaur

Rules of life by Bill Gates.. damn good!

2008-07-07T17:08:00.000+08:00

Rules of life by Bill Gates
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

China Wonder Women

2008-07-07T11:13:00.000+08:00

中国人 vs 马来西亚华人

2008-07-07T11:04:00.001+08:00

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人：为什么？
马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人：你很强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？

中国人：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人：真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。

中国人：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人：你很无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人：迫切
马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人：我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉
长，然后没有下文了）

中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！

看一看, 笑一笑, 受气时回味一下~

2008-07-07T10:56:00.000+08:00

话说以前有一对苦难兄弟，有一天他们俩兄弟突发奇想玩热气球，于是他们就飞上天啦，可是上了天以后才发现，他们不知道怎么降落，气球就一直飞，飞到一个大草原。苦难兄弟在气球上看到下面有一个人正在骑马奔驰，就在气球上大喊：

「下面的人呀，我们现在在哪里？」

那人于是回答：

「上面的人呀，你们在热气球上！」

接着就骑马跑掉了。

苦难弟就问苦难哥了：

「哥～，那个人是谁呀？」

苦难哥语重心长的回答：

「那个人一定是个经理，说的话都对，但是一点屁用也没有！」

气球又继续飞啦，这时候他们又看到有个人在草原上骑马。

这次苦难兄弟学聪明了，他们大喊：

「下面的人呀，我们要怎么降落？」

那人听到了也回答：

「上面的人呀，你们把绳索割断就能降落了！」

接着又马蹄哒哒的跑掉了。

苦难弟又问：

「哥～，那个人是谁呀？」

苦难哥再一次语重心长的回答：

「那个人一定是个副理，虽然他能解决问题，但是绝对不管你死活！」

气球仍然继续飞，飞到后来没瓦斯了，气 ! 球就慢慢的降落，眼看就要摔到一个悬崖里，哥哥眼捷手快，从气球里面跳了出来，可是弟弟却跟热气球一起掉到悬崖下了，这时候旁边正好也有一个人骑着马过来，哥哥就向他求救了。

这人不疾不徐的回答：

「这个悬崖不深，我可以教你弟弟怎么爬上来。」

有三个办法：

A 、左手右脚，右手左脚的爬

B、左手左脚，右手右脚的爬

C、左手右手、左脚右脚的爬

正当这个人还在跟苦难哥分析三种爬法的时候，弟弟已经用第一种办法爬了上来，这个人一看就很生气的跑过去，一脚把苦难弟踹下悬崖，还大喊：

「B 的办法才是多数人用的办法，你给我重来！」

苦难弟只好心不甘情不愿的用B 的方法爬上来，那个人才心满意足的离开。

苦难弟又问啦：

「哥～，那个人是谁呀？」

苦难哥，第三次，语重心长的回答：

「那个人一定是课长，虽然每种方法都能用，但是你不用他的方法你就该死！」

这时又来了一个人

你怎么那么笨 , 不会叫一台直升机载你上来哦

那个人一定是董事长 ,虽然他的方法也没错,但是根本不能用

呵~~~看一看 , 笑一笑, 受气时回味一下~~~~~~^^

ALGEBRA PRACTICE

2008-07-07T10:44:00.000+08:00

Only skilled people can open this file.......once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed open this......

Now it is your turn! I have solved this question. You can see my name in this file.

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code.

However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number.

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

The answer unlocks the attachment above!

If you will open the file, write your name on the list inside, and send this email to your friends to let them solve this rid.

PLS DUN USE EXCEL TO SOLVE IT, USE UR BRAIN TO SOLVE IT.

I BELIEVE U ALL CAN SOLVE IT. TRY TO EXERCISE THE GAME WITH YOUR BRAIN.

GOOD LUCK and ENJOY!

Why females should not shave their arm pits

2008-07-04T10:58:00.000+08:00

為何乳癌最常發生在靠近腋窩的地方？ ...請轉寄給你認識的女孩子

不久以前，我參加了一個由 Terry Birk贊助的「乳癌防制研討會」，在最後的問答時間裡，我提出了一個問題：「為什麼乳癌最常見的區域在靠近腋窩的地方呢？

當時沒有人可以回答我的問題，可是最近我收到這封信，我發現它解決了我當時提出的問題。
現在我要請你重新想想你每天的日用品，有沒有可能會致癌的東西，因為從今天開始，我要徹底改變我使用的東西。

一位朋友將這封信轉寄給我，我把它給一位正在接受化療的朋友看，她說在她最近參加的互助團體中，她也正好學到這件事情。那就是「導致毒素累積成惡性腫瘤的原因是 ---- 防汗 / 止汗用品」。

大部分的商品都是結合「防汗 / 除臭」兩種功能的，所以趕快回家檢查你有沒有很多這樣子的東西。那些有「除臭」功能的東西沒有關係，可是「防汗」的就不行了。

最主要的理由是：人體有幾個主要排除毒素的區域，包括了膝蓋後方關節），耳後，鼠蹊及腋窩。它們排除毒素的方法就是「流汗」。
那些止汗 / 防汗用品明白地指出了它們的目的在避免你流汗，因而阻止了我們身體的毒 素 從腋窩排出，但是這些毒 素 並不會因此而消失，反而會因為無法排汗而儲存我們腋下的淋巴結，幾乎所有的乳癌都是發生在乳房外側上方的區域，那正是淋巴結所在的地方。

男人之所以比較不會得到乳癌的原因是因為這些防汗用品被阻絕在他們的體毛之外而不會直接接觸到皮膚。

不但如此，女人如果在剃毛之後馬上使用防汗 /止汗用品，更會提高罹患乳癌的機率，因為這樣皮膚上那些細微的傷痕使得止汗用品的化學物質可以直接進入到腋窩 。

請你將這個訊息轉寄給所有的人，因為乳癌的罹患率已經高的驚人，這樣的認識或許可以挽救許多的生命。

British Idol - Micheal Jackson and Punjab Style

2008-06-25T11:33:00.002+08:00

North Korean Flying Trapeze

2008-06-25T11:23:00.002+08:00

Amazing.

電腦心聲

2008-06-24T14:29:00.001+08:00

螢幕說：我好慘，日日比人睇。

鍵盤說：我更慘，日日比人打。

滑鼠說：我先慘，日日比人摸。

主機說：你地唔夠我慘，我日日比人按肚臍。

光碟機說：我慘D，日日比人插。

軟碟機說：我慘尼，而家冇人插我啦！

USB頭說：邊個夠我慘？我比人插完呢邊插嗰邊，一唔小心仲會被感染。

主機板說：你地唔會以為有野插好得意，其實我先慘，佢地插左入來又唔郁，不知幾難受啊！

最後音效卡忍唔住說：明明你地比人插，點解次次係我叫．．．．．．．

Iklan penyembur nyamuk Aerosol tahun 1976

2008-06-20T16:25:00.002+08:00

Memperdaya - di perdaya (MINYAK NAIK)

2008-06-20T16:17:00.002+08:00

Thursday, June 05, 2008
memperdaya - di perdaya
Semalam dalam akhbar tempatan, kerajaan telah keluarkan satu statistik kononnya harga minyak di malaysia adalah yang paling rendah di rantau ini.Kemudian mereka membandingkan harga minyak malaysia dengan harga minyak di Thailand, Singapore, Filipina dan Vietnam.

Persoalan sekarang apakah asas perbandingan tersebut sedangkan negara negara tersebut bukan pengeluar minyak?
Hujah seperti inilah yang di gunakan oleh barisan pemimpin untuk memperbodohkan orang kampung.

Ok, disini fakta yang semua orang kena tahu.Pertama sekali sila lihat perbandingan harga minyak malaysia dan negara negara pengeluar minyak yang lain:-

Negara Harga minyak seliter (dalam RM)

Malaysia RM 2.70
Iran RM 0.29
Venezuela RM 0.16
Turkemenistan RM 0.39
Arab Saudi RM 0.19
Mesir RM 0.81

Dari data di atas, membuktikan propaganda kerajaan adalah palsu dan tidak benar.Kesemua negara pengeluar minyak di atas, harga minyak adalah di bawah RM1.00 seliter.Ada sesetengah alasan mengatakan keluaran minyak kita tak sebanyak arab saudi yang mengeluarkan sejuta tong sehari.Menurut kerajaan, pengeluaran minyak kita adalah dalam lingkungan 700 ribu tong sehari.Oleh itu kalau berdasarkan ratio pengeluaran minyak antara arab saudi dan malaysia 1 juta : 700 ribu, sepatutnya harga minyak malaysia dalam lingkungan RM0.30 sen sahaja. Kenapa arab saudi boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.19 sen seliter tapi malaysia pada 1.92 sen?
Bukan kah jauh bezanya?
Bagaimana pula dengan venezuella yang jumlah penduduk hampir sama dengan malaysia boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.16 sen seliter sahaja?Ini menunjukkan ada sesuatu yang tak kena dalam menguruskan hasil minyak dalam negara.

Ketika dato seri anwar ibrahim menjawat jawatan menteri kewangan malaysia pada tahun 1991-1998, harga minyak di kekalkan pada 1.10 sen seliter.Bagaimana beliau boleh mengekalkan harga minyak selama lapan tahun sedangkan harga minyak dunia naik mendadak ketika perang teluk di iraq?
Pada masa yang sama juga pembangunan dan projek projek banyak juga di jalankan dalam negara tanpa perlu naikkan harga minyak.Tapi pemimpin kerajaan beri alasan untuk naikan harga minyak supaya duit tersebut dapat tampung projek pembangunan.

Masalah sekarang projek pembangunan untuk faedah siapa?

Rakyat atau kroni?

Berapa kerat orang yang dapat faedah dari koridor pembangunan di sana sini?

Subsidi minyak yang di tanggung kerajaan mencapai 35 billion setahun.Kerajaan bersungguh sungguh untuk mengurang kan subsidi minyak ini kerana kalau harga minyak tidak di naikkan dengan segera ianya akan mengganggu peruntukan kerajaan bagi membangunkan koridor koridor di seluruh negara yang bernilai ratusan billion.

Yang orang asyik berhujah ialah harga minyak perlu di naikkan kerana harga minyak dunia telah naik.Ada yang mengatakan ia masalah global.So yang kita kita fikir ialah kenapa nak risau tentang harga minyak dunia yang melambung naik kerana sepatutnya sebagai negara pengeluar minyak, malaysia seharusnya gembira kerana bila harga minyak dunia naik, pendapatan
petronas jadi berlipat ganda.So apa masalahnya?Walaupun malaysia ada mengimport minyak dari luar untuk kegunaan tempatan, tapi bila dah net off dari pendapatan export, masih untung besar lagi.

Adakah negara akan bankrupt kalau turunkan harga minyak??

Sudah tentu tidak.Sila lihat statistik di bawah:-

Allocation untuk mega projek:-

Koridor utara : RM 17.5 billion
Koridor timur : RM 112 billion
Wilayah iskandar : RM 47 billion
Koridor sabah : RM 105 billion
Koridor Serawak : RM 107 billion

Bila kerajaan membuat pelan untuk pembangunan projek di atas, sudah tentulah kerajaan mempunyai wang yang banyak.Jadi, jika kerajaan sanggup membelanjakan ratusan billion untuk projek pembangunan seperti di atas yang hanya boleh di manafaatkan oleh segelintir rakyat sahaja, kenapa nak tampung subsidi 35 billion setahun pun tak mampu?

Mana yang lebih penting?

Mana yang perlu di utamakan?Kebajikan rakyat atau projek mega?

Bila menteri menteri beri komen tentang ekonomi, semuanya berkata yang bagus bagus, tapi bila bercakap soal subsidi minyak, dah cakap lain pulak.So kalau Dato Najib kata turunkan harga minyak akan buat negara bankrup,bagaimana projek ratusan billion di atas?
Tak bankrup kah negara dengan projek ratusan billion tersebut?Perlu di ingat bahawa di samping pendapatan hasil petroleum,
negara juga mempunyai hasil dari sumber lain seperti getah, sawit, taxation, balak dan lain lain.Pendapatan tahunan negara kalau di ambil kira harga minyak yang melambung naik bakal mencecah 200 billion setahun.Dari jumlah tersebut susah sangat ke nak sumbangkan 50 billion untuk beri subsidi pada rakyat?

Ni korang compare ngan Turkmenistan .

Oil - production: 196,700 bbl/day (2005 est.)
GDP - per capita (PPP): $9,200 (2007 est.)
here

Ni Malaysia punya
Oil - production: 751,800 bbl/day (2005 est.)
GDP - per capita (PPP): $14,400 (2007 est.)
here

fikir fikirkan lah sendiri

Written by nurkaseh at 12:41 AM

Paper folding competition in world

2008-06-20T16:10:00.004+08:00

New Carnival Ride

2008-06-20T16:07:00.002+08:00

rompakkan di giant manjung

2008-06-18T22:16:00.000+08:00

Singapore Airlines A380 Interior Cabin

2008-06-18T22:10:00.000+08:00

Air Asia Amazing TV Commercial 2

2008-06-18T22:02:00.001+08:00

Get Smart - Movie Trailer 2008

2008-06-18T21:56:00.000+08:00

Get Smart - Movie Trailer 2008 - The best bloopers are here

School Girl Fighting (Live)

2008-06-18T21:54:00.000+08:00

The Great Office War

2008-06-18T21:35:00.001+08:00

The Great Office War - These bloopers are hilarious

DADDY SEX TU APE !

2008-06-18T14:08:00.000+08:00

Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk sekolah primary bertanya kepada daddynya,

'Daddy.daddy....sex tu apa, daddy..?'

Terkulat-kulat si ayah. Terfikir dia tentang arus kemodenan zaman sekarang yang membuatkan manusia berfikiran terbuka, termasuklah anak-anak yang masih kecil. Sesuai dengan konsep pendidikan seks yang sedang hangat dibincangkan, mulalah si ayah mencari-cari jawapan yang sesuai dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dalam arus pendidikan moden.

Maka si ayah pun memberikan jawapan secara mengkiaskan kumbang dan bunga,telur yang yang menetaskan berudu dan seterusnya menjadi katak, hujan serta benih yang mencetuskan tunas, diikuti dengan pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan.

Sebelum mengakhiri jawapannya itu, si ayah menyelitkan pula kisah percintaan antara dia dan mamanya sejak dari zaman sekolah menengah lagi hinggalah kepada kelahiran seorang bayi comel iaitu si anak yang bertanya itu. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak. Si ayah kehairanan.

'Eh kenapa ni?'

Si ayah bertanya kehairanan. Si anak masih juga menangis.

'Jawapan daddy tu panjang sangat, tapi tempat nak tulis jawapan ni pendek. Daddy ajalah yang tulis, waaaaa!!!!'

Kata si anak lantas menyerahkan buku latihan Bahasa Inggerisnya yang pada muka depan tertulis.... ..

SCROLL DOWN....

NAME : ............ .......... .......... ....
SCHOOL : ............ ......... ......... ...
CLASS : .......... ......... ......... ....
SEX :........... ......... .......... ......

2007 Advertising Awards

2008-06-18T14:06:00.003+08:00

Ford new model

2008-06-18T14:01:00.001+08:00

Keep ur floor clean

2008-06-18T13:55:00.003+08:00

Kids Think Fast

2008-06-18T13:55:00.001+08:00

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Jalan Puki Mak Ulah

2008-06-18T11:24:00.002+08:00

Where is this signboard locate, can anyone tell me?

Who design and put the stupid name ???

Deluxe Restaurant for women

2008-06-17T18:24:00.003+08:00

Poor Guy

2008-06-17T10:50:00.001+08:00

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

BE CAUTIOS IN TRY ROOMS ...HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?

2008-06-17T10:44:00.000+08:00

VERY IMPORTANT

HI All,

Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)?
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can
see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of
mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,
then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the
other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.

Ladies: Share this with your friends.
Men: Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.
Pass this message to all Ur friends in the Contacts

Bas Sekolah Baru

2008-06-17T10:17:00.002+08:00

EFFECTS OF COLD WATER

2008-06-17T10:14:00.000+08:00

Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send the link to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

Its never late....Forward soon...

Elephant and Camel

2008-06-16T16:29:00.001+08:00

An elephant asks a camel: 'Why are your breasts on your back?

Well' says the camel, 'I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

2008-06-16T16:24:00.001+08:00

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.'
Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) I LOVE IT -Don't mess with old people!!

Sand Fountain - SUBHANALLAH

2008-06-16T11:48:00.004+08:00

Miracle of Allah in Saudi Arabia

SAND FOUNTAIN

You can't believe this in present materialistic life but this has happened in Saudi Arabia .

A SAND FOUNTAIN ... SUBHANALLAH

The description says: A fountain of sand erupted in the desert of Saudi Arabia and until today geologists don't have a clue or an explanation to what is going on. Scientists say that this will bring out some minerals and metals that we have never seen or encountered before..

IT IS JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE FROM ALLAH

Suddenly , a 9-meter fountain appeared, in the Al-Ahsa City , Eastern Saudi Arabia .

Immediately, Aramco Geological teams and Scientists hurry to deal with this strange phenomenon, but they did not succeed in explaining what happened! But they agreed on
a theory (...) that these are -what so called- burdens of the Earth. Allah says in the
Quran :

'And the earth throws up her burdens (from within)' 99.2

Some scientists said this phenomenon will lead to appearance of new materials, Which will change the humanity way of life ...

We will show them Our signs in all the regions of the earth and in their own souls, until they clearly see that this is the truth ...'

(Holy Quran: Chapter Fussilat, 41: Verse 53)

The Day of Judgment is near when there is a single star in the sky, straightaway the path of forgiveness will close. The writing in the Quran will vanish. The sun will lower itself with the earth.
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said who ever delivers this news to someone else I will on the day of judgment make him a place in paradise, Aameen.

Best divorce letter ever

2008-06-16T11:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

*********************************************************************

Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.

Credit/Debit Card at Petrol Pump

2008-06-16T09:29:00.001+08:00

Beware of using credit card to refill the petrol.

Just got to know about this case through a friend that this thing actually
happened to one of his co-workers. She used her credit/debit card to
purchase gas at the pump (like most of us do).

She received her receipt like normal. However, when she checked her
statement, there were 2 $50 charges added in addition to her purchase. Upon
investigation, she found out that because she did not press the 'CLEAR'
button on the pump, the employee inside the store was able to use her card
to purchase his/her own gas! To keep this from happening, after you get
your receipt, you must press the 'CLEAR' button or your information will be
stored until the next customer inserts their card.
Be sure to tell all your friends/family so that this doesn't happen to
them!

Airplane Crash to the Sea

2008-06-13T14:19:00.002+08:00

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

2008-06-13T14:10:00.000+08:00

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether
any 're
-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Nomura's jellyfish

2008-06-09T12:04:00.001+08:00

Mat Rempit rob 5 at petrol kiosk

2008-06-03T14:37:00.001+08:00

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Tuesday/National/2256737/Article/

KUALA LUMPUR: Five women were attacked and robbed by a group of Mat Rempit while refuelling at a petrol station in Jalan Travers, Bangsar, early on Saturday.

Their ordeal lasted about 20 minutes and despite their cries for help, no one came to their aid, alleged one of the victims yesterday.

M. Uma, 34, said she and four others were on the way to Puchong about 3.30am on Saturday when they stopped to refuel at a station in Jalan Travers.

"We noticed there was a group of about 15 men on eight motorcycles loitering near one of the pumps but did not suspect anything.

"One of my friends went into the station to pay for fuel and as she was walking back to the car, one of the men pushed her from the back and grabbed her mobilephone," said Uma, a customer service executive.

Two of the Mat Rempit then charged the Toyota Avanza the victims were in and attacked them.

"The men had soft drink tins in their hands and poured the drinks on our faces while trying to snatch our jewellery.

"One of them opened the rear passenger door and tried reaching for my chain but got my bracelet instead," she said.

Uma claimed there were three pump attendants inside the station and several other motorists around as they screamed for help but no one came to aid them.

The Mat Rempit escaped with three mobilephones, a gold chain and a bracelet, worth a total of about RM5,000. The victims sustained minor cuts and bruises to their hands and faces.

Three police patrol cars arrived at the scene soon after and police obtained CCTV footage from the premises.

Brickfields police chief Assistant Commissioner Wan Abdul Bari Wan Abdul Khalid said there were no arrests yet.

Dialog Antara Lembu dan Ayam

2008-06-03T09:57:00.001+08:00

Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada.Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernahpanggil aku MAK!
Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

ID ten T error

2008-05-29T17:54:00.001+08:00

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks
like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So,
what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T
error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless
inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case
I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID
ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure
it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric.............

Funniest Pranks from Japan

2008-05-22T17:02:00.000+08:00

Sales girl loses her skirt prank

2008-05-22T16:56:00.001+08:00

Funny Car Prank

2008-05-22T16:43:00.002+08:00

Banned Underwear Commercial

2008-05-22T16:43:00.001+08:00

Banned Commercials - Levis

2008-05-22T16:41:00.001+08:00

Thai Ads - M Shop

2008-05-21T17:10:00.000+08:00

Ham sap Baby

Viagra advertisement

2008-05-21T17:00:00.001+08:00

Sexy Girl installing Laminated Floor

2008-05-21T16:54:00.000+08:00

好話 v.s 壞話

2008-05-21T08:59:00.001+08:00

作
者：劉

說件
「鮮事」
給您聽──

有個丈夫跟太太親熱，撫摸著太太，很有情趣地讚美：

「妳的皮膚摸起來真細，絕不像四十歲的女人。」

太太笑：
「是啊！最近摸過的人都這麼說。」
『啪！』
一記耳光。
丈夫吼道：
「妳最近讓多少人摸過？妳老實招來！」
太太摀著臉，哭著喊：

「大家是這麼說啊！每個護膚中心的小姐都這麼說。」

這是真事，但是怎麼看都像笑話對不對？

問題是，當你細心觀察就會發現，我們周遭充滿這樣的笑話。

只因為一句話沒說對，就把喜劇變成了悲劇，

把眼看就要辦成的好事變成了壞事。

「話」人人會說，只是不見得人人會說話；

有話好說，只是不見得人人說好話。

不說好話的道理很簡單──因為他沒有多想一想。

寫信是快樂的 ……

收信是幸福的……

每一次的寄信 …… 代表著每一次緣份的傳遞 ......

掌握當下的緣……

借花獻佛
！
傳遞
愛心 & 快樂

有些朋友雖然不常聯絡．．．

卻常常寄一些 E-mail 給您，
一些笑話，溫馨小品，或是小遊戲給您，

這就表示他一直在關心著您的一種表達方式，

他將您放在心裡．．．一種特殊的存在情感。

因此，要時時
心存好念！腳走好路！身行好！

惜緣種福．．．願所有收到這封信的朋友都能

平安、健康、幸福．．．

送個幸福給您。您收到了嗎．．．？

Dog can say "I Love You"

2008-05-20T09:32:00.001+08:00

KISS

2008-05-15T18:04:00.002+08:00

What is a kiss??? In view of………..

1. Geometry… "KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!

2. Economics… "KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!

3. Physics… KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!"

4. Computer… "KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!"

SUZUKI NEO CAR

2008-05-15T12:03:00.002+08:00

What is Petai

2008-05-14T00:17:00.003+08:00

ADVICE FROM UKM MEDICAL DOCTOR

Little did you know ...... after reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at petai in the same way again!

Petai contains three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose. Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute wor kout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS(premenstrual syndrome):
Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anaemi a:
High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power :
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipatio n:
High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness :
Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito b ites :
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight:
Studies at the xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = 'urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags' /> Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report c oncluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control :
Many other cultures see petai as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In hoiland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affecti ve Disorder (SAD) :
Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.

Smoking:
Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.

Strokes:
According to research in 'The New Engla nd Journal of Medicine, ' eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%'.

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, 'A Petai a day keeps the doctor away'.

Japanese Motorbike Tow Truck

2008-05-13T18:04:00.002+08:00

Train Drives Through Bangkok Market

2008-05-09T15:36:00.002+08:00

Magic of Girl Stripping

2008-05-09T15:22:00.003+08:00

Bruce Lee painting

2008-05-09T15:17:00.002+08:00