April 30, 2008

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April 29, 2008

Chu Kang Theory

Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......


Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
..........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ....... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ........ ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
also ah!!!

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:

MEN tal illness

MEN
strual cramps

MEN

tal breakdown


MEN
opause

GUY

necologist
AND...

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HIS
terectomy.



Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
MEN?

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.


Send this to all the men just to annoy them.































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