Funny v1

 
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks
like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the
problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So,
what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T
error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless
inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case
I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID
ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure
it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric.............

Ham sap Baby

作
者：劉

說件
「鮮事」
給您聽──

有個丈夫跟太太親熱，撫摸著太太，很有情趣地讚美：

「妳的皮膚摸起來真細，絕不像四十歲的女人。」

太太笑：
「是啊！最近摸過的人都這麼說。」
『啪！』
一記耳光。
丈夫吼道：
「妳最近讓多少人摸過？妳老實招來！」
太太摀著臉，哭著喊：

「大家是這麼說啊！每個護膚中心的小姐都這麼說。」

這是真事，但是怎麼看都像笑話對不對？

問題是，當你細心觀察就會發現，我們周遭充滿這樣的笑話。

只因為一句話沒說對，就把喜劇變成了悲劇，

把眼看就要辦成的好事變成了壞事。

「話」人人會說，只是不見得人人會說話；

有話好說，只是不見得人人說好話。

不說好話的道理很簡單──因為他沒有多想一想。

寫信是快樂的 ……

收信是幸福的……

每一次的寄信 …… 代表著每一次緣份的傳遞 ......

掌握當下的緣……

借花獻佛
！
傳遞
愛心 & 快樂

有些朋友雖然不常聯絡．．．

卻常常寄一些 E-mail 給您，
一些笑話，溫馨小品，或是小遊戲給您，

這就表示他一直在關心著您的一種表達方式，

他將您放在心裡．．．一種特殊的存在情感。

因此，要時時
心存好念！腳走好路！身行好！

惜緣種福．．．願所有收到這封信的朋友都能

平安、健康、幸福．．．

送個幸福給您。您收到了嗎．．．？

What is a kiss??? In view of………..

1. Geometry… "KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!

2. Economics… "KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!

3. Physics… KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!"

4. Computer… "KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!"

ADVICE FROM UKM MEDICAL DOCTOR

Little did you know ...... after reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at petai in the same way again!

Petai contains three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose. Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute wor kout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.


Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.


PMS(premenstrual syndrome):
Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.


Anaemi a:
High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.


Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.


Brain Power :
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.


Constipatio n:
High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.


Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn:
Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.


Morning Sickness :
Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.


Mosquito b ites :
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves:
Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.


Overweight:
Studies at the xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = 'urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags' /> Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report c oncluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.


Ulcers:
Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.


Temperature control :
Many other cultures see petai as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In hoiland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.


Seasonal Affecti ve Disorder (SAD) :
Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.


Smoking:
Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.


Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.


Strokes:
According to research in 'The New Engla nd Journal of Medicine, ' eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%'.


Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, 'A Petai a day keeps the doctor away'.

A good one!

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     Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to
     the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it
     reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me.


               A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a
     guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing'
     , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She
     fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number
     and could not find him.


     ........A few days later she killed her sister.


     Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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     Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral
     again.

     If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was
     a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the
     same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in
     the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer
     the question correctly, well for you.

     Be sure to share the test!

     Also, if you answered correctly, please let me know so I can take you
     off of my email list.