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Woman: I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Man: I love you not because of who you are but what you have (big boobs)

Woman:No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Man:No one is worth your orgasm, and the one worth cannot get your orgasm

Woman:Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Man:just because someone not interested in making love to you doesnt mean they dont have erection

Woman:A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Man:true man is someone who reaches u r shoulders and touches u r breasts

Woman:The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Man:The worst thing is sleeping besides someone and still cannot have sex


Woman:Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Man:mastrubate and know your strenght before making love to gal and impress her

Woman:Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
Man:dont screw so fast , best is slow and steady